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Mental Floss Media is a name I chose for Audio, Print or Video productions to be created by my sons Alex and Eric and myself. One Type of item is Visual Verbal Jokes, below. If you send samples of your own, I will post them here and give you credit. You can go to my Directory page to link to other pages. Also, visit my other home page, www.bajuniemi.com, and explore other opportunities!

Visual    Verbal    Jokes    ?

   Shoppers' Charge                    Detective Tools

        PUSH

        RUSH                              EYE   CUE

        PUSH                              EYE   CUE

        RUSH

        PUSH



  Population Problem                   Writer's Block      



 RABBIT           RABBIT                   THINK

       H A B B I T                         THINK

          rabbit                           THINK

          rabbit                           THINK

          rabbit                           THINK

          rabbit                            INK

          rabbit

          rabbit

          rabbit

          rabbit





      WOMEN'S CHOIR                   TELEPHONE HOTLINE

  

      hymn her hymn                      Fire  Wire

      her hymn her

      hymn her hymn

      her hymn her                       DESPERADO

      hymn her hymn                 (Or Anti-Futurist?)

      her hymn her

                                            Hope

                                            Hope

    Mrs. PETRO, or the                      Hope

   DILIGENT HOUSEKEEPER                     Nope

                                            Hope

        POLISH                              Hope

        POLISH                              Nope

        POLISH                              Nope

        POLISH                              Hope

        lunch                               Nope

        POLISH                              Nope

        POLISH                              Nope

        POLISH                              Rope

       DEMOLISH



   



  

           CONFLICTS



      A               HATE              INDECISION

      M                M

      B                B                    L

      I                I                    OH

      V                V                AMBIVALENCE

     SAD               A                    ET

     GLAD              L                     E

      E                E

      N                N

      C                C

      E             LOVE



                                      FRENCH  PASTRY

   COMPUTER SNAFU

                                       b a t t e r

      R E L A Y                        b u t t e r

      R E L A Y                        b a t t e r

      R E L A Y                        b u t t e r

      R E L A Y                        b a t t e r



    D  E  L  A  Y                           or 



      R E L A Y                       BbAuTtTtEeRr

      R E L A Y

      R E L A Y

      R E L A Y

                                        GOURMET MEAL     



                                     fine wine good food

      DOMESTIC                       wine good food fine

     TRANQUILITY                     good food fine wine

                                     food fine wine good

        argue

        argue

        argue

        argue                             INSOMNIA

        argue

        argue                          sheep   sheep

        agree                          sheep   sheep

                                       sheep   sheep

                                       sheep   sheep

     ABBREVIATED                           SLEEP

      UNDERWEAR



       b.v.d.s



                                    FOUR YEAR COURTSHIP

    I R A s                              hope  hope

                                         hope  hope

 $ave     $ave$                          hope  hope

 $ave     $ave$                          hope  hope

 $ave     $ave$                             HOME

 HAVE     HA$$$





                                    SUPERHERO (MaybeWonderWoman?)

      ROMANCE                          VERYBRAVERYBRAVERYBRA

     lone  lone

     lone  lone

     lone  lone

     lone  lone

        LOVE





     HAPPY  TRIP                           CHANGE  IN

                                             BELIEF

        drive

        drive                               F A T E ?

        drive                               F A T E ?

        drive                               F A T E ?

        drive                               F A T E ?

     a r r i v e                            F A I T H

        alive





        SMALL COMFORT                      SERIAL MONOGAMY

                                          

 NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT MIGHT              I do   I do

 NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT                Much Ado

 NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT                 Adieu

 NIGHT NIGHT light NIGHT NIGHT              I do   I do

 NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT                Much Ado

 NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT                 Adieu

                                            I do   I do

                                              Much Ado

                                               Adieu  






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